Friday, June 29, 2012

Blizzard

Recently I re-activated my World of Warcraft account. It seems that Blizzard has now made it to where whenever you want to play the game on another internet network you have to confirm your identity and reset your password. Why in God's name would they do a thing like that, if you wanted to play at McDonalds or something, you would need to go all the way into your e-mail and reset your password and everything just to go back to another McDonalds down the street and do the entire process over again. That is complete stupidity. The End... FOR NOW!!!

Friday, May 11, 2012

How My Mother Buys Food

For about 5 months now, my mom has had a new job making $25 an hour, working at 10 hours over time a week at $37 an hour. You would think she would have the money to buy food. Answer is she does! For the past 2 months my mom has always had at least a 12 pack of beer in the fridge, renewing this case every 6-7 days. Catch is, before this 2 months she probably drank a beer a month. ALSO, she has at least 3 huuuuge bags of protein shakes in the cabinet at all times as well renewing each bag about every week and a half. Buying nothing but useless condiments like ketchup and mustard and other side items like corn and peas, she gets nothing that can be used as an actual meal. Why? So now I am left here to bask in my own hunger with only $10 dollars I was given with food, but she didn't think, I have no form a transportation to get to the store to spend the $10 dollars!

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I should punch a baby right now. I am currently using a keyboard that says "u mad bro". This is only going to be one of the various things that will piss me off today. I really need money or I am going to smack a bitch. By the way.............FUCK THE SYSTEM

New Name

So I guess instead of Lame Bryan, or Whiny Bitch, I'm now called Sad Panda. It was Whiny Panda a few minutes ago but Sad Panda suits me better. So basically Allah=Lame Bryan=Sad Panda, so i will always sign with one of those names. That's all for now so have a horrible day! :D

-Sad Panda

P.S. I don't have to go to like 3 classes today so my day is already better than yours :)

Thursday, May 10, 2012

The stupid fucks I deal with on a daily basis

I wake up everyday and go to the institution of conformity and football(Rhs). Once there I deal with 2 types of people that annoy me. 1 the cousin fucking hicks. All these jack asses talk about are things with engines and chewing tobacco. In my opinion if the only thing that brings you joy in life is a motor, you should die. They are honestly ruining everything about society oh you hate obama because hes black......how american of you. Oh you wanna join the military to shoot people how american of you. I can go on forever on hicks. The number 2 group, conformist fucks. These people just do everything that someone else does. They often times will kiss everyones ass unless someone happens to not be like them. Then they shut up and talk shit when youre not around. These people also "love music" but only know popular music and cry like a little bitch when you say it sucks. They also think they are the greatest things on the planet, when they clearly could be outamarted by a vast amount of single celled organisms. Well in short people suck dick.
                  - cool Brian...the one that's a whiny bitch.

School

So people always tell me that I am privileged to go to school, but I'm not really feeling it. School is a place where you are supposed to get an education and learn, but when do i get to any of that? I sit in some uncomfortable desk for 6 hours a day and get lectured, put down, and even completely written off, BY MY TEACHERS. I don't really give a damn about math, english, science, or even my favorite subject, history. I plan on opening my own music store or becoming a sound engineer for a label. Now tell me, When am I gonna need to know what Sophocles was trying to get across to me in "Part 2, Paragraph 4, Line 12" in Antigone when I'm trying to sell someone a guitar? NEVER. So instead of feeling like some preppy rich douche who is "privileged" to have such a good education, I feel like I'm being put into a blender feet first every morning when my alarm goes off at 6:00. If you have any comments, questions, or just wanna chat, leave a comment below.

-Lame Bryan

Xbox Live Rewards

Why is it you don't get very many points for doing anything with Xbox Live Rewards. They make it sound like... BOOM... COME HERE YOU GOING TO GET A S**T TON OF MICROSOFT POINTS IF YOU DO THIS... but really you only get 80 points every 3 months but the catch is you don't these points delivered to you unless you have over 200 points stored up... I think this form of rewards are completely useless. The only way you can do this is buying a 12 month live subscription and you only get like 800 points. So for every $6 you spend you get $1, that's not bad but still mostly a waste of time. I do give microsoft an applause for once in their existence trying to give back to the community.

-Rieley F.